I guess you have to give it to this guy for his commitment. 30-year-old Michael Bello from Lancaster, Pennsylvania got drunk early on St. Patrick’s Day and said ‘you know what?  I can drive!’

But the cops caught him.  It wasn’t too hard either.  I mean, when you see someone leaning out their car window puking WHILE DRIVING and swerving, that’s kind of a dead giveaway you’re driving under the influence.

Then he became a true drunken rock-star by posing for his mugshot like this!  I bet this makes him very attractive to the ladies and future employers.